FOOTY star Cristiano Ronaldo's secret lover has been exposed as a £2,000-a-night drug-dealing hooker.

According to our sister paper The News Of The World the Manchester United ace has NO IDEA, but cheeky prostitute Fernanda BRAGS of her famous conquest to London punters.

As she offered a cocaine-fuelled threesome to the newspaper's undercover reporter Fernanda showed him intimate pictures of herself with Ronaldo and purred: "We're REALLY good friends."

Ronaldo has allegedly dated Brazilian beauty Fernanda in secret for years. But he’ll go nuts to discover he’s been sharing her with a string of seedy vice punters paying £460 a time.

A high class vice madame revealed to the News of the World how the curvy hooker always hid the truth about her work from the winking winger.

The whistleblower told the News Of The World: “Fernanda likes Cristiano very, very much indeed and has been dating him secretly for years.

“She told me they’ve been having sex together for some time - although she’s always known and understood she wasn’t going to be his Number 1.”

The madame’s tip-off led to TWO meetings with Fernanda in which she shamelessly:

The newspaper's booking was arranged through an outfit called the London Escort Gallery.

After taking their reporter’s name and contact number, they confirmed the arrangement within the hour and texted us Fernanda’s working address, a luxury apartment in South Kensington, just a stone’s throw from Brompton Road.

It was Sunday evening and Fernanda was dressed in a figure-hugging crimson dress.

Keen to relax our man, she offered him a drink before beckoning him to the double bed which was draped in expensive linen and adorned with plump velvet cushions.

She played seductive mood music on her CD player and began gyrating provocatively while slowly peeling off her dress to reveal a slinky black G string.

Caressing herself, she again motioned for our man to join her on the bed but as he made his excuses and prepared to leave, she discussed arranging a second meeting.

Fernanda then promised to see our man later in the week for a full-on cocaine-fuelled romp and lesbian show with a blonde Czech girl called Anna.

While showing our reporter pictures of other girls that she could bring along, Fernanda also boasted of her close friendship with Ronaldo who split with busty model NEREIDA GALLARDO 3 months ago.

One picture on her laptop showed the player wearing a baseball cap and with his arm draped around her shoulder.

In another snap he was kissing her on the cheek.

A third showed Fernanda with Ronaldo and WAYNE ROONEY at a team party to celebrate their Premiership win last year.

In others she was snapped alongside RIO FERDINAND and WES BROWN.

In a heavy accent and broken English the hooker boasted: “This is my really good friend Ronaldo. We are really good friends.”

Fernanda then allegedly told the reporter she enjoys partying with cocaine and offered to supply the illegal Class A drug for our threesome booking at £60 a gramme.

“It’s very good,” she said. “I go crazy with the cocaine. Not bad crazy, good crazy. Sex and coke is so much crazy!”

A second meeting was arranged for 9pm at the Jumeirah Carlton Hotel in Knightsbridge - Fernanda would reportedly arrive with two grammes of cocaine and another escort, Anna, who’d charge £400.

Bouncy Czech Anna turned up first, in a sexy black satin dress that showed off her curves.

She tottered into the £300-a-night room on her £2,500 Manolo Blahnik designer shoes, clutching a new Christian Dior handbag.

Fernanda followed a few minutes later in a tight purple number.

She was quick to get down to business and demanded the money for sex and drugs immediately.

“It’s £460,” she said. And pointing to the cocaine, bizarrely wrapped in plastic bags emblazoned with a cannabis leaf logo, she added: “And for this, £120. It’s very good quality.”

As the reporter handed her the money Fernanda carefully counted the crisp £20 notes before folding them and placing them in her designer bag.

With the cash safely stashed she drank a glass of Pommery Champagne and then a bottle of East European beer, before disappearing into the bathroom with Anna.

They emerged wearing slinky silk lingerie.

Again, the reporter insisted he was too tired to participate.

But the girls were having none of it. Fernanda tried to arouse him by swaying provocatively just inches from his face then dropping her bra to reveal her 34DD bust.

But he was adamant, looked at his watch and called time on their game, claiming he had an important business meeting to attend.

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