It was an interesting night for fashion, monochromatics and war-paint style maquillage last night at the Pride of Britain awards. For your viewing pleasure, we give you:

Alex Gerrard, grey-smoky eye, lashings of black liner, example of the importance in having three completely different styles of sleeve per arm so not to miss a single trend;

Carly Zucker, grey-smoky eye with intense black liner, updo consisting entirely of Aqua Net and soft brown squirrels;

The Redknapps, of exceptionally shiny shoes; and

Toni Terry with Carly Zucker: brown smoky eye and… sorry, we just can’t get past Carly’s ode to Patsy Stone. We do admire her minimal jewellery and simple but elegant clothing choices though. But, seriously: who hooked up that hair doo for Miss Z? They need to have their (back) comb and blow dryer privileges rescinded.

(c) Kickette