Oh, hey there, Mr. Henry. We’ve not checked in with you for a while…

Good to see all is still… Functioning.

You’ve not moved into the extreme territory occupied by short tent kings John Terry, Luis Figo, or Michael Ballack, but we think you’ll feel right at home next to Becks in our “photos that make us break out into a sweat” collection.

Well done, you.

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